Why? Part II

I had written a blog a couple of months ago entitled "Why?". The theme of that post was why couldn't I find a woman who would happily send me to a strip club after a hard week of work. Now if I could find that buried treasure (maybe a stripper named Treasure?) and combine that with a woman who loved watching the Seattle Seahawks as much as I do, screamed, yelled and cussed at the TV every time they showed Jim Harbaugh's ugly, whiny face; loved watching North Carolina Tarheels sports as much as I do (I like the Washington Huskies too) and yelled and cussed at the TV whenever they show Coach K's whiny, ferret face, and bemoaned every Tarheels missed Free Throw (which has been more than I care to count this season); and took up an interest in the LA Dodgers and the NHL; and wouldn't mind dropping in on Boone, NC once in a while to catch an Appalachian State Mountaineers football game. Combine that with the first version and I might have found the perfect woman. Dr. Frankenstein will have to work over time building this woman.