It's Not Easy Bein' Me

I borrowed this headline from comedian Rodney Dangerfield. These words have never been truer in my life than they are right now. I have a past. We all do. I have changed. Not all people can say that. I also consider myself a Renaissance Man. I like to think I am intelligent, well read, a good sense of humor, and a genuine nice guy, and I am not bad looking of looks are what matter to you. I have great compassion for my fellow man as well as animals and I try to treat everyone like I would want to be treated. I think I pull that off reasonably well enough. With all of that going for me, why am I sitting here by myself tonight? Dating at my age is hard and I honestly did not realize it was this hard. Maybe I should send in a question to "Ax Ike" on the John Boy and Billy Show. I have gone out with enough women in the past couple of years to fill up the local psych ward at the hospital. These women cannot blame that on me because they were that way long before I met them. Then I see nice women, beautiful women, women that have a lot going for them, chasing these dumbasses all over the place that lie to them, use them, and play enough games with them to last three lifetimes. Yet these women will chase these clowns to the end of the earth. I could quote enough song lyrics to fill the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame as far as this subject goes and why not? I am going to be sitting here by myself.