Friday, April 18, 2014

Taking A Walk

I had to have surgery recently as I had to have my Gall Bladder removed and my "girlfriend" was beside me every step of the way. I hesitate to even call her my girlfriend because we have truly not defined our relationship yet and I do not want to push that enevelope to far, to fast and miss out on a great thing. After all of the surgery was over and everything, I was laying on the bed getting my post-op instructions and I was pretty out of it but I distinctly remember her saying that I should walk as much as possible to help in the healing process. The next morning when I was a little more lucid, my girlfriend and I were sitting there talking and she mentioned the walking part of my recovery program. I pointed out that a strip club named Platinum Plus was only about a half-mile from here and that I could walk down there. Her immediate response was "If you walk down there you can just stay your ass down there!" She said it so quickly and so point blank, I couldn't help but laugh. The harder I laughed, the more it hurt but it was so funny. We ended up deciding that I should just walk around the parking lot of her apartment complex. She easily won that discussion.

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  1. Just when I had hopes that Denise was making a MAN out of you, you had to go and make the strip club reference. Jackass. I would've made you walk your ass back home!! BTW, since you've never let a single grammatical error of mine slip by without telling me, something I honestly do appreciate (any advice on properly writing conversation and using semi colons would be great), I have a minor correction for you: "to fast, to soon" should be "too fast, too soon". I'm sure it was an oversight.

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