A middle aged man marries the woman of his dreams and takes on the world with his wife and two fur children, Ellie the Cat and Journey the Puppy
Friday, April 18, 2014
Taking A Walk
I had to have surgery recently as I had to have my Gall Bladder removed and my "girlfriend" was beside me every step of the way. I hesitate to even call her my girlfriend because we have truly not defined our relationship yet and I do not want to push that enevelope to far, to fast and miss out on a great thing. After all of the surgery was over and everything, I was laying on the bed getting my post-op instructions and I was pretty out of it but I distinctly remember her saying that I should walk as much as possible to help in the healing process. The next morning when I was a little more lucid, my girlfriend and I were sitting there talking and she mentioned the walking part of my recovery program. I pointed out that a strip club named Platinum Plus was only about a half-mile from here and that I could walk down there. Her immediate response was "If you walk down there you can just stay your ass down there!" She said it so quickly and so point blank, I couldn't help but laugh. The harder I laughed, the more it hurt but it was so funny. We ended up deciding that I should just walk around the parking lot of her apartment complex. She easily won that discussion.
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Just when I had hopes that Denise was making a MAN out of you, you had to go and make the strip club reference. Jackass. I would've made you walk your ass back home!! BTW, since you've never let a single grammatical error of mine slip by without telling me, something I honestly do appreciate (any advice on properly writing conversation and using semi colons would be great), I have a minor correction for you: "to fast, to soon" should be "too fast, too soon". I'm sure it was an oversight.
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