The Great Filet Mignon Debate

Nobody loves a good steak more than I do. After having the fabulous and lucrative career in retail that I have had my entire adult life however, sometimes you have to settle for a little bit less than a good steak, and a medium steak will have to do. Several of the women I have gone out with over the past year have told me in no uncertain terms that they will only eat a Filet Mignon. You can't forget the glass of wine either. Sometimes that means I will be ordering the "bread and water" special so they can have their Filet Mignon. Sometimes you cannot afford "caviar wishes and champagne dreams" on a "sardines wishes and pork n' beans dreams" budget. Please ladies, take that into consideration when you are looking over the menu.