Why?

I would love to know why the women I run across in my life do not want me to have a good time. They don't want me going to Hooter's, The Tilted Kilt, or Twin Peaks or any strip club. Why can't I find a woman that says to me "Dan, you have been working hard all week long and you have been under alot of stress, why don't you to to a Nudie Bar and have a good time. Pick you out a stripper with huge knockers, go to the VIP room, and spend the whole night in there. Here is you a couple of hundred dollars to get you started...." Where is that woman?