A good friend of mine's son got married not long ago and he is in a world of hurt. I tried to warn him. When you marry the woman, you marry her family as well but you don't expect them to move in with you shortly after the vows have been exchanged. His wife bought a crossbow for hunting before they got married. I told him he would wake up one morning with an arrow sticking out of one of his ass cheeks.
She takes "working" vacations in foreign lands while he eats peanut butter sandwiches, she goes shopping for new cars while he drives a clunker, and he is whipped (or should be) unto the next generation.
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