Imagine the sound of a cracking whip.... The sound a man makes to one of his friends when his girlfriend has beat the boy down so bad he needs to turn in his Man Card. They should make an app for that. That way all a man has to do is hit a button on his cell phone. I think I saw that on The Big Bang Theory once.
My friend's son is now looking at four bedroom houses when there are just the two of them. I hate to break this to him, but his in-laws will be living with him within a month after they close on this house. He will be supporting the whole family straight from the script of Deliverance. That is why she is insisting on four bedrooms. One room for everyone in the family. Forget them helping out with the bills or buying a sack of groceries. I hope he likes the sound of a banjo because he is going to be hearing a lot of it.
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