My girlfriend came over on July 4th and we were going to spend a nice quiet evening at home and watch a movie. We decided to watch American pie because I really needed a laugh. As soon as we got comfortable on the bed and turned the movie on, here comes Molly plodding into the bedroom. She pulls herself up on the bed and ensconces herself in the corner. Slowly throughout the course of the evening Molly slowly but surely forces my girlfriend out of the bed and she ends up spending half the night sleeping on the couch.
At one point and time, my girlfriend woke me up and she said that I said "if you lard butts (meaning her and Molly) would scoot over, I could get some sleep." I am sure what I said was "If y'all two would move over, we could all get some sleep."
I belief what a man says under the influence of Doctor prescribed sedatives, should not be held against him. My girlfriend was still pretty miffed at me the next morning so I made her some bacon and eggs and some Gilmore grits and all was right with the world again.
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