After you have been in a relationship for a while, you discover that you and your girlfriend have developed a language all of your own that only the two of you understand. My girlfriend and I have been dating about nine months now. I know my girlfriend and I have our own language. No one else may understand it but we do. Some examples are:
Albania- a coworker of my girlfriends
Lebanese- a lesbian
pool dancing- what a stripper does
"lay some ass to my foot"- a phrase used to describe when my girlfriend wants to kick me in the ass
When I apologize before I do something wrong- that means I am about to fart and I do not feel like excusing myself from the room to go do it. I apologized a lot the other night.
"Go ahead, write that down" she taps the table with her fingernails when she says it- That means she has said something of importance and she wants me to write it in my personal journal. She also says that when she has done something nice for me.
"Why am I the only one half unnaked?"- I will leave this one open to the imagination of the reader.
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