Clueless

What do women want from men? As far as I am concerned, I am clueless. They go out with other guys but it is not a date. I get text messages from women, and I get the third degree. All she needed was a spotlight and a rubber hose, and the scene would have been perfect, right out of a 1940's Cop movie. They search my cell phone but that was because they were feeling "insecure." If they take a shower, they take their cell phone with them. I hope the damn thing is waterproof. Exactly who is hiding what? They send out text messages by the hundreds to "just friends." I get a text message from anybody, it's time to break out the rubber hose and spotlight. I did not know I was dating a "Double Naught Spy" who stalks my Facebook page, my Twitter page, and my cell phone if I foolishly trust her and leave it laying around. Why am I subjecting myself to this? Once again, I am clueless for an answer.