Fairy Tales

There was once was a Princess named Tay who was the fairest maiden in all of the land. She wanted to find a knight who was kind and gentle and who would love her with everything he had. Princess Tay began her search but all she could find was dumbasses and trolls, each one as bad as the one before. She heard of this knight named Sir Dan who lived in a kingdom far away. She heard nothing but good things about him so she invited Sir Dan to her kingdom so they could finally meet after a few years of corresponding. Princess Tay and Sir Dan finally met and it was love at first sight. Sir Dan had an issue of sometimes having his head up his ass and he was not sure how Princess Tay felt about him. He decided to set off on a search on his own for a fair maiden but all he could find was Swamp Sows, skanks, and fluseys. Sir Dan finally decided that he needed to be with Princess Tay so they could set off on the greatest adventures and rule over their kingdom with compassion and a kind hand helping as many as they could along their journey and adventures. They lived happily ever after.