Sunday, November 16, 2014

A Good Girl

This blog is dedicated to a younger friend of mine whose boyfriend had just broken up with her. My advice was asked for (although I did not know I was on speaker phone) and after listening to the situation, I knew her boyfriend (now ex-boyfriend) had something going on the side.

I made sure the "c" they were talking about was for "commitment" instead of "condom." I also made sure I pointed out that I had seen a set of 36 DDD's on a stripper the night before so I was still on a "Big Boob High." I believe my advice was still solid.

I told her I thought he had something on the side and as a few days went by, I believe I was right. I told her to leave her ex in the rear view mirror. It know how hard that is from personal experience and easier said than done but she is a sweet, beautiful girl and I know guys will be tearing the front door off the hinges of her house to ask her out.

Her ex's new fling dumped him after a few days and all he had left was his right hand. The moral of this story is that when you have a good girl in front of you it is the best idea to hang on to her, all that glitters ain't gold (even the stripper wearing sequins), and a man should always have plenty of singles in his wallet when the world's most perfect boobs appear in front of him.

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