A Happy Ending

Orson Welles said "If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop the story." Maybe i have been stopping my story way too soon. Maybe the women I go out with go nuts way too soon. When the men show up with the straight jackets the story is pretty much over and time to start a new one. I think I have the orderlies at the Looney Bin on speed dial. In the over three years I have been alone, the longest relationship I have had has been four months. Is it me? Is it them? For the record, my money is on "it's them." Finding someone to go out with now is much easier thanks to dating websites. The only problem with that is if the dating site is legit, it is like the Looney Bin Hall Of Fame. I recently met one woman who has "Evil Woman" by 1970's group ELO as her ringtone and she is the nicest, most well grounded woman I have met in a long time. She is beautiful, intelligent and way out of my league. Not to mention, she has her sanity intact or at least I think so. I can always dream big and either dream big, or go home.