Relationship Counseling

Me and a friend of mine at work have decided to go into relationship counseling. I am single and my friend has been married for 33 years so we believe we are the perfect one's to provide the young male about to get married with all of the information that he needs to survive the pitfalls of married life and make it out with his sanity intact. We gave out first counseling session about a month to a 25 year old man who is engaged to be married and it was a great success. We gave him pearls of wisdom like abstinence is not the key to safe sex, getting married is. After the I do's are said, the sex life dwindles to next to nothing. We also told him we hope he loves the in-laws because he will be spending more time with them than he does with his dog (if he is allowed to have one). We also told him that one of the most important purchases he will make is a very comfortable couch because he will be spending more time on it than he does in his own bed for things he has allegedly done, she thinks he has done, or things he might do in the future. By the end of the session the young man was curled up in the fetal position, sucking his thumb, and sobbing like a baby. We do our part.