The Girlfriend Experience

I have decided to re-enter the dating world after taking four months off to recharge my batteries with booze and strippers. I believe booze and strippers might actually be cheaper than having a girlfriend. Plus I get to see the strippers naked more often without all of the guilt, the bitching, and the griping. I know that anything I blog about will not be taken by anyone I go out with in the humor for which it was intended so what do I have to lose?